Man @DaleDudley is freaking me out w the black robe dream this morning. I've had similar. #warriors Will @Carissajaded survive her Wasabi Challenge? Show us your D&B heats up &lots of other snarky shit today live klbjfm.com 93.7FM Zip liners over Lake Travis. I'm grandpa stuck in the boat because I can't get my incisions wet. pic.twitter.com/VmySelFS Zip liners over Lake Travis. I'm grandpa stuck in the boat because I can't get my incisions wet. pic.twitter.com/YyTOJKKB Zip liners over Lake Travis. I'm grandpa stuck in the boat because I can't get my incisions wet. pic.twitter.com/eygPga0f RT: @cara_bearden: I don't even try to not fart around Matt anymore. If it smells I pretend Posey had a dirty diaper. RT: @fistfightyrsoul: @DaleDudley Weird I saw your mug on each cash register stand @ HEB made me buy an industrial size bottle of olive oil. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! “@Bentleyabc: @mandydudley they have no clue how easy they have it..do they? #momsdoitallwhiledaddygetstosleepin” RT: @mandydudley: Ok the kids are packed, I still need to pack and daddy has no care in the world! He is a bachelor tonight while I work in way S ATX. DJing in the I ♥ The 70's room. Now playing: The Doobie Brothers - What A Fool Believes ♫♪ #turntablefm turntable.fm/i_the_70s5 RT: @anamariecox: I suspect that by "not properly vetted" the GOP really means DEAR GOD DON'T YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HE'S BLACK? RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: The cluster of homosexual deviants ("gay community") confuse our compassion for them with hatred. We WANT to help u & we WANT u to change! RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: These Atheists and libtards think they're so witty with these fake God and Jesus accounts. I bet they won't find eternal damnation too funny RT: @raywylie: ron shock was deep cool. bill hicks i think would've agreed. i was honored to score him some codeine cough syrup in san marcus once. R.I.P. RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: Don't be deceived by those who wish to deceive. Homosexuality is a vile SIN and ABOMINATION. Repent! Or face the fire in Hell! #tcot #lgbt Two weeks ago today I had an appendix. Now its gone. I swear, now every song I hear seems it was written about our breakup. #memories Looking forward to my first @TitosVodka of the weekend. What I meant to say, (thanks auto correct) was CHEERS DALE!! RT: @DougBenson: "I don't remember what I said, but I stand behind it." -Mitt Romney, Colossal Fucknut So over rated. I tried it once. “@JohnTole: So this is sobriety...when does the boredom stop? :(” I touched the FB stock today an turned it to shit. Made a whopping $38. Was doing pretty good not over-eating till the mother fuckers @CapCityComedy sent a box of @tiffstreats as a get well. #worstthankyouever RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: God DOES revoke Christianity membership. Obama - say goodbye to eternal glory for advocating sodomy based "marriage". #tcot One show in the air 25 years. But does @radio_info show any love? Zip. Nada. Warrior types. Pre-party and possible after party for #boston. Make plans to do nothing but D&B on the11th. Ask your boss off for the 12th. Oh, and I got 100 IPO shares of FB before trading this morning. Watch it turn to shit!. I've got the #fecaltouch Started slow with the holes in my gut, but what a freaking fun end of the week. Hope you got to hear the fun we had doing radio this week. Guilty pleasures bro!“@BigATX420: @DaleDudley Yeah, man, this kinda blows. Usually love this segment, but this one... Yeah.” A famous Pilot, The Creator of FUBU and Bill Dwyer all in one morning. It's more than this cover boy can stand! klbjfm.com 93.7FM Nope, it was a tip ball.“@hcanby: A swing and a miss. :-| "@DaleDudley: Careful now mullet girl ;)” He makes me :) “@parks: The person behind @godslandgodslaw is really just a dude looking for attention. Don't give him ....... RT” I'm trying! “@TheRealRussWee: @DaleDudley plan on buying facebook stock, so i know whether or not i should? lol #warriors #facesticker” Fuck! Hope he is with Bill. “@stevehicks1: Damn. Ron Shock lost his battle with cancer and passed away today. He was one of the good guys.” A liar called you a commie? “@OpieRadio: Hey @seanhannity what's wrong w/ you? Calling me a Communist! .. I DON'T LIKE EITHER GUY!" Gulp!“@SteinerHomeInfo: 6 Steiner Ranch houses posted for foreclosure at the June 5 Travis County auction. This is up from 4 in June 2011.” Tomorrow @BilDwyer will take out my stitches, live on air. RT: @BilDwyer: In Austin at Cap City Comedy Club this weekend. Going for a walk now, to see some front yards with chickens in them. After that, who knows? RT: @TCSOA: TCSOA and Cap City Proudly Presents! A comedy show and silent auction benefiting the family of APD Officer Jaime... fb.me/1xqxW01yS RT: @KLBJ937: The Dudley and Bob 20th Anniversary Party with Boston pre-sale is live! Use keyword: Warrior bit.ly/Jigf5J RT: @DaleDudleyLOTD: "That Elizabeth Taylor is a bitch." Seriously who got tickets? #paranoid RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: I cannot afford to have my children subjected to pro homosexual propaganda. I want my whole family reunited in Heaven. #tcot Warriors did you get your Boston in Austin party tickets yet? Presale ends at eight! Go to Dudley and Bob Boston page for link. Key: Warrior ROFL..lotd “@garlandrasberry: Looky there, ol' assface did pretty good for himself.. RT @HCash338: Look what we just ...://t.co/Oib314AV” I have a big reveal about myself at 7:30 this morning. Anniversary Show pre-sale at 9am. Oh and I had to call 911 this morning. 93.7Fm Sadly no narcotics for me before the show today. A week of wearing pajama pants. We are live klbjfm.com 93.7FM RT: @coffeeandtea: @DaleDudley - The GodSquad does rock some people's beliefs. Most radio stations spew drivel. You guys actually create thought & debate! Intriguing “@LisaSchmidt22: So I have never seen Les Mis and I really wanted to go but....I am thinking you should be my date.I will pay :D” Uh oh. I just took a couple of pain pills. Lets hope they don't get in the way of my usual assholeishness. Tune in klbjfm.com 93.7 Goodnight 9:05 see ya soon 4:15. Tip for those of you with abdominal surgery in your future. Avoid sneezing at all costs. Hey #Warriors Pre-Sale for you for the Anniversary show this Thursday at nine. Sections 4&5 on the floor and sec 5 balcony. Talk it out! RT: @DudleyandBob: Heard about the Dudley and Bob 20th Anniversary Party with BOSTON LIVE? July 11th at Moody Theatre. We're giving away tickets this morning! RT: @LBSwartwout: @nealsep DITTO!! I really think @DaleDudley hits it on the head when he says, a generation will have to die off before things change... Sad Hurting before the show..have downed six ibuprofen. Codeine standing by. OMG first day back and I'm already pissed as I struggle here in the office, looks like everyone decided my shit needed to be moved. Dear @burgerking Steven Tyler looks like there's an old guys hair on my food. #badad Never mind. Hearing myself talk alone for 10 minutes was nauseating. @taintandteabag #18 will wait till I have friends around. #itwillhappen Recording my first solo @taintandteabag since the first one right now. Tweet me if you have any questions...and are drunk like myself. RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: The creators of Capt. America need to be honest with the American public and proclaim he is a Republican. #tcot #revengers Republicants don't do drugs ! ;). “@TXinfidel67: @DaleDudley hey! How you doing? Need any help disposing of those?” After a week of TV pretty sure I'll never be a crab fisherman, a myth debunker or try and get away with murder. Haven't had painkillers today, cause I was hoping to poop. Hurting to much to even adjust my Too Much Information settings. Dear @TomLeppert great spot, you cover the issues an didn't just try and pander to the old racist religously delusional white base. #sarcasm I miss the rains down in Africa. Anyone else. These Roger Williams for Congress ads look like old oilfield commercials from the 70s. My dead dad will love em. WTF ? Call me boy! “@Basin: I love getting searched by cops. The physical contact really connects me to the universe.” RT: @SnarkOnTap: Still waiting for someone to show what actual, tangible harm would result from gay marriage. I'll be waiting a while. #tcot #p2 RT: @GodsLandGodsLaw: Took my children to see The Revengers. BIG MISTAKE. Another typical libtard movie. In one scene they showcased all news networks except FOX. RT: @timalamo: Just threw up in my mouth listening to horrible bigot Mit Romney at Liberty University commencement #canthappen Romney speaks at Liberty University graduation. Calls for mutual understanding between the delusional. 'Cant our fairytales just get along?' RT: @Basin: Go see the Jack Black movie "Bernie"!! My Uncle is in it!!! Now to take a shower. Before surgery; refreshing. After surgery; painful and exhausting. Whaaaa! #nonappendixhavingpeopleproblems RT: @jenruffcorn: @DaleDudley The good think about having your appendix removed us that you're closer to your ideal weight. Just kidding!!! Get better. If a Dr tells you six Ibuprofen tablets will work as well as the Norco, he might be a redneck er wait..These drugs are fucking up the joke. Trying my best though. My workout is walking from couch to door. Up to 20 reps, before exhaustion. Dulcolax is knocking in that other door. Recovery much slower than my bravado. Cut stomach muscles make it tough to stand up or sit down. 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