And the stress and fear hits me. Way too much to do today that isn't show prep plus I have to be on air from 3 to 7. Wanna blow it all off and go get a drink with me? I thought you'd never ask. If your not going to see the Dandy Warhols, come by @nomadbar for the @Darkives Anniversary Party. 7-10p. Live @CGJRPC starts at 730. @TheCJMorgan I have to work late tonight, can I come to your party next year? no. You will call in drunk. Work will understand. @aclfestival Surprise seeing Iggy on there actually #pleasantsurprise Of Monsters and Men, missed them during sxsw, thought I'd get my chance this time around. I've never seen them. Heard good things though Excited about ACL Fest! Neil Young is INCREDIBLE live. Plus, I can’t wait to see Gotye play all the diff remixes of his one song. #ACL Thought 10: Five young low-tier acts that ought to be far bigger draws by Oct: Michael Kiwanuka. Kimbra. LP. Lumineers. Ben Howard As always, 10 solid obs. I'm surprised by At The Drive In & Ryan Adams... or lack thereof. Also prefer Young over Sabbath Crazy how things might be if Chris Paul played for the Lakers and not the Clippers. #basketballreasons or if Oden wasn't a bust, or if the Mavs never let Nash go, or if the Spurs never won the 97 draft lottery #dreams Little bit different seeing how 3 teams agreed to the trade only to have it stopped by the league. yea, I know. But I really miss Steve Nash. JP is really starting to make all of us two-letter named Morgans look bad. After last year’s live @Darkives podcast, was the ‘Three Days of Police Too Many’. I’ll post more tomorrow. I think it's safe to say this is all @RealLamarOdom's fault. #Mavs #Lakers #Thunder The Thunder need to be stopped. Yeah! So upstart underdogs like the Celtics, Spurs, or Heat can win the championship. That's what the people want!! "hey let's suck for 10 years so we can get good draft picks, then bail out of our city" But really, congrats bro. We'll see of you're singing the same tune when the Seahawks move to Amarillo. Not at all. I only want one team to win it all. Forever. Plus, the Thunder are going to be fine for a while. I'm not ready tomorrow's post will be a poem to my period. deal with it. Come post your period up at the live podcast party. Ok, too much inappropriate alliteration. I apologize. what's the live podcast party? sry u said what not when: It’s the 2nd @CGJRPC and @Darkives party. The ‘main’ event is a live podcast and me getting arrested swing by! It was a blast last year (until I got cuffed). Also, one of my posters was inspired by DD pic.twitter.com/eW4B7oe0 you really got arrested? (the link didn't work) Eventually, they let me go (home). Funny and embarrassing. trying for round #2 this year? oh, the next day my car got broke into, some equip stolen & my only means of transportation rendered useless for a year so in other words, i should be very afraid of attending this event? Yes. But only because @Raminnazer is our special guest. Not because of my terrible marketing & social skills. I lucked out last year & it’s been such a topic w/ friends & listeners. I’m pretty sure the universe will 'repay' me. yea. Cops were making an arrest next door, I did something stupid, got cuffed in front of everyone until another officer came no prob! Good luck, I gotta try to create some competition. How to tell if your radio DJ has a social media consultant: Intriguing question about popular subject? Their take. Find out more @ short.lnk However, the Spurs could win it all, racking up 5 championships in 13 years, and no one outside of South Texas will care. I hate to say this but I enjoy watching the Spurs and they are my pick to win. RT: @espn_macmahon: Kevin Durant has developed into a cold-blooded dude. The rest of the NBA is in trouble for the next 15 years or so. Changing of the guard. #lakers #thunder ACL Fest hints are hidden in "lotto" tickets around town. Austin Visitor Center on 6th has your first clue. @aclfestival Thanks to an anonymous donation from @ChuckyButts, today's emergency vet bills have been covered. Thank you so much! Thanks to an anonymous donation from @ChuckyButts, today's emergency vet bills have been covers. Thank you so much! Van Halen Announces Austin Date, then Postpones Tour --> bit.ly/J46Mes not sure... maybe his stomach. He's on meds, waiting it out. Giving away a pair of tickets to the @DudleyandBob 20th Anniversary Show starring BOSTON in ten minutes on 93.7 KLBJ! bit.ly/JP3H2K Had to give up a remote today & tomorrow, spent too much on date night and now the vet appt... looks like the new headphones are going back. $330 vet visit for what is hopefully just a tummyache. Could not afford to keep him overnight Miles is back with me and napping. Fuck. Having a dog emergency and there is nothing I can do about it. Stuck at work until 7. RT: @KLBJ937: The Dudley and Bob 20th Anniversary Party with Boston pre-sale is live! Use keyword: Warrior bit.ly/Jigf5J Haha, stupid Lakers! Fck the Thunder too. I won't complain about sex on Twitter. Don't worry, I'm not crying for help. Just making a psychology poke. #prozac Everything is okay. #prozac I suck at my job, no one thinks I'm funny. Why do I try? #depressed Show prep is posted and in the can! Finished my promo work early and made several @Darkives posts. #manic Life sucks. I can't even get up off the couch. Stupid. Lazy. Loser. #depressed What a great day. I'm feeling good, getting a lot done. #manic Damn! Chris Paul is shredding the Spurs D right now. I hate feeling like this. :( What's with Bud and the shitty music they are using for their television commercials. I prefer Yoga. My lady likes farts RT @grahamelwood: Pilates must be good training for group sex. RT: @GaryWeaver: Something tells me the promos they're running for Men at Work during the #NBAPlayoffs is the most anyone will EVER see of this show. Help! 23 Animals are to be euthanized today due to over crowding --> bit.ly/K1Le1t No, I don't want to "watch a cool video". Thanks. what about some kewl vidz? RT: @espn_macmahon: Source confirms that Rick Carlisle has agreed to a new contract with the Mavs. Story coming on @ESPNDallas Listening to Mayer Hawthorne makes me want to punch you in the dick. you looking for a date big guy? (0; Uh. Can't sleep. Stupid bathtub meth. Dear Everyone,
All that I need is for you to... bit.ly/JBWiDP
Sincerely,
CJ Morgan I'm unable to comply with the child naming requirement, but I'll do what I can on the others. Thanks! I'll accept second and third born sons as well. I have three boys and one girl. Mind if I just give one of them the nickname CJ? Want this little boy to grow up poor and homeless? No? Then listen to his dad on 93.7 KLBJ, 7-mid. twitpic.com/9l685i omg you do have the cutest wiener ever that's what she said... literally. #notfunny Pretty pissed off at a state of texas organization right now! I can't believe how ass backwards shit is here sometimes! Pink Floyd, zombie Richard Wright RT @quietcompanytx: Topic of the Day: Name a band you love but wouldn't want to see play live & why. What's all this commotion I keep hearing about Gay Muff Thrones? House Longister occupies the Iron Bone but four kings fight to wed young Joffery including Rubb Stork, the Ding of the North Does anyone want to play Scramble With Friends with me? I haven't tried it yet but realllyyy want to. @AdamWolf77 one day, I'll take my random notes and homes, compile ten and secretly head to the velveeta room alone @AdamWolf77 I'm so proud of you. If I could get my balls and penis out from between my legs I'd finally do open mic. writing a blog post about normal people who were at one time obsessed with x-files (like myself). have any interest in sharing your story? I would watch every episode and stay up late to go reenact them in the backyard. i did something similar. care to write about that in a paragraph and email to me? would love to include you. sure, DM me your email address and I'll send it later today. @TheCJMorgan Did my blunt sarcasm and sass scare you? I apologize. No I don't. Now, back to making breakfast tacos for dinner. BTW, that homeless guy who found $70,000 on the banks of the Colorado in Bastrop doesn't get to keep it. #weak African Americans, we MUST put an end to being in these fried chicken commercials. Just say no. White people, we must stop being in these Doritos Locos commercials. Just say no! white people should do fried chicken, birth control, and the doritos commercials. NO! We will not do Doritos commercials. Lol RT @Willtothe: RT if you think Lebron is gonna win a championship this year so I can block and report you as spam Well damn. I woulda liked to see the Grizz bang the Spurs around a bit. RT: @BDOE_KLBJ: Dear Mom, thanks for your cervix... Love you. #MothersDay NBA on TNT #cueLinkinParksong Congrats @TheLeeTeam & incumbent council persons. We should hire consultants to analyze this. Or just pay a consulting firm to move here. Proof that nasty, dirty, deceiving politics don't work
... look no further than the local Martinez vs Pressley race. Martinez wins. #karma because I like my chest beard Also stuck in the 1940s RT @GodsLandGodsLaw: Captain America from the Revengers movie was definitely a Republican #tcot #gop #teaparty RT: @MCOverlord: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. More people compete to be Mayor of Austin on @foursquare than people who actually voted today. Ugh. I can't stretch out and my cell phone doesn't work. I hate Car Pool Tunnel syndrome. If you're in Lousianna, catch my radio sheaux online: klbjfm.com. In an interview, it's a good idea to mention that you might crush the skulls of those who cross you upfront. #jobtips Just got solicited at home, and the guy got pissy when I didn't want to talk to him. I hope your fucking clipboard breaks, you little shit. Just don't F with Bee salesmen. Buy the mead and honeycombs. Trust me! Prepared for my long trek up 35 by ording Chinese takeout. Hope I make it to work in less than 30mins or things could get messy. I was the girl hiding in the corner this morning. And eating a taquito. I know. I've been following you. Well hello there, creepy. :) just kidding. But you do smell nice. Like bacon, egg and cheese with a hint of hot sauce. That's right. Can't do it without the picante sauce. You were watching me... My sympathy runs out when you complain about the same thing over and over again and do. nothing. about it. #passiveaggressivetweet well I needy job to pay bills ;) Either every radio station uses the same show prep site or this is the most interesting topic ever! wp.me/pQ62b-1pV #timemagazine Scanning the dial & thought of an idea: Someone should start a morning show with just producers. Then there could be a MS w/ just hosts. University Medical Center @TheCJMorgan I heard your brother JP is having some money problems. oh haha, I was just talking to someone named John Paul Good morning cruel world! you haven't gone to bed have you?
#winkwink yes but I didn't sleep. Up working an AM broadcast @lbswartwout Are you in charge of showing SGT Sam pictures of Obama when he starts sounding too unangry? I hate it when people post vague complaints about things and stuff. My brain wants to do so much but it’s constantly crushed by the weight of my mediocrity. Like a super computer with a terrible processor. @Carissajaded I like your cartoons. Im working on my own. Only, I don't know how to animate so I'm using cut out puppets. @TheCJMorgan Wish I could make it 2 your party but I cant miss my gym time.I have a hired personal trainer who will prob beat me.forgive me? Sleep at 10:30? Yes please. In related news: can this week fucking end already? #ughughugh what does Ug hug, hug H mean? North Carolina! Come on and raise up, take your shirt off, wave it around your head like a redneck-homophobic helicopter. @TheCJMorgan hey, where are the darkives podcasts on iTunes? I went to catch up on them and they were gone looks like shit yourself! Bummer! Gather around the talk box folks! CJ's on 7-Midnight. 93.7 KLBJ | klbjfm.com/CJ That's when I reach for @ryanrevolver, that's when it all gets blown away. "Cutting my way to your heart" RT @TheCJMorgan: Does XO mean hugs and kisses or scissoring holes? I always forget. I don’t know if that’s supposed to be really sweet or brutal Watched the Avengers. It's okay, not great. Just okay. "WHAT?!"- says all the ppl who helped it gross over 200 mil this past weekend. You're a rebel, CJ. wasn't bad... just not as great as everone made it seem. I've found hope. Well, I found @HopeCortney on twitter. Same difference. Does XO mean hugs and kisses or scissoring holes? I always forget. @mikelafloyd @TheCJMorgan mentioned you are looking for content contributors. I am interested. let me know if you want samples. Two things: If your job title is ‘freelance blogger’ you’re a joke. Next, our stations might pay you for content. Inquire w/ @mikelafloyd Whataburger founder (& future Pres.) Lyndon Baines Johnson poses with his giant burger while Ann Richards looks on. twitpic.com/9ivy6t |
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